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Last updated: 14 Nov 2022

Bets.com.au Staff 14 Nov 2022

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How would a wedding look if your local cricket club made every decision?
Wonder no more courtesy of this hilarious Sportsbet.com.au video!

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Have you ever wondered what a full wedding would look like if it was organised and carried out by your local cricket club?

Well, wonder no more! Sportsbet.com.au have created a hilarious video showing what you could expect if you had an umpire and starting XI alongside your other wedding guests.

After watching the video, take a look through the full transcript below to relive all of the most hilarious moments from the video.

Could you organise and enjoy your very own all-cricket wedding? Take a look at the video below to get some hilarious inspiration.

Transcript:

We are gathered here today to celebrate the loving Union of Mel and...

*Checks notes*

GROOM'S NAME?!

Now mate, where are you?

I'm at the church of High Street, where are you guys?

You're at the wrong church! High Street is for Jaco's wedding next week you

idiot, check the wedding fixture.

Slug, you are my rock, my good nut, my ball of the century. My Matthew Renshaw on the streets, my David Warner between the sheets. I can't wait to build the rest of my Innings with you. Nothing silly, let's think partnerships.

Just a fraction away from you. That is centre.

Mel you make me feel safe, like Michael Bevin holding things together in the

lower order. I didn't need to see you in gloves and a helmet to know you were a

keeper! I've always wanted a bowl of Maiden over, but because these blokes can't field, I never dad the chance until I met you.

I love you from fine leg to deep extra cover and back. Let's go back to the club

as Heroes.

Credit where it's due planners, pretty good mix.

Right boys, who's got the wedding ring?

Look after it today guys.

If anyone knows why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimonies, speak now, or forever hold your two-piece.

So, and finally thanks to everyone for coming. Um, your attendance is of course a gift, but if you would like to contribute to our subs there is a wishing well out in

the lobby there.

New bride, right arm over.

MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE! YOURS! come on AJ, listen to the call.

Barbecue shapes? what did you get?

Cheese and bacon roll.

Want to swap?

No!

[Applause]

Guys wait! Can I get a lift?